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How To Be A Lunatic: Part #1
Who’s a normal happy chappy?!?!?!? If you find you’re bored of your day to day existence and would like some sort of ZEST inserted into your daily routine, today’s blog post (the first in an indefinite...
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The Art Of Being A Gentleman.
Absolutely spiffing! A true gentleman! What do real men do? They get angry at football matches, they drink lots of beer, they behave in a misogynistic way, they whistle at women from white vans or...
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How To Keep Warm In Amongst da Cold!
It hasn’t snowed yet, but don’t forget clothes and stuff. Unlike this naked Snow Person. Holy cow! It’s super cold (in Northern England it is, anyway) and it’s only going to get colder. Indeed. And...
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Exclusive: Men Explained For Women!
We’d date him! It’s the truly amazing Charles Darwin. On the bus journey to work this morning Mr. Wapojif (in a voyeuristic lapse) could not help but notice the book a young lady retrieved from her...
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Explosions Make For Great Movies!
Yeaaaahhh!!! Explosions = great movies. We all know this; many a time have we watched Arnold Schwarzenegger detonate something or other in order to kill someone or other in order to achieve something...
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Desserts vs Deserts!
Omg… it’s a desert! One of the most common spelling confusations (what? It’s a word, look it up!) is the whole dessert/desert thing. Why is it confusing? Well take a look. One “s” separates two vastly...
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The Good, The Bad, and the EGGly!
“Oeufs”, as the French call them. Look at that blog headline. Look at it. Our esteemed editor Mr. Wapojif was so thrilled about his display of wit, he decided to eat seventeen tubs of salted popcorn...
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Exclusive Invention: The Broat!
Artist’s impression of the Broat. Inspired genius or unhinged madness? Last time in our inventions column we brought to you the Faxe. Much like a spork, but with an axe and fork welded together. It...
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Book Of Da Week: The Worst Journey In The World
The best travel book of all time!? As everyone’s in a sombre mood right now we’re paying tribute to what is often dubbed the finest travel book… ever! It’s placed above Marco Polo’s Travels, Kerouac’s...
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Does Spinach Really Make You Itch?
Doesn’t look very itchy, does it? There’s a school of thought, as opposed to a college of thought, which suggests spinach is itchy. Why is this so? Frankly, my dear, I donut know. Tracing the history...
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Titanic: “I’m flying… Jack!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Leo’s the pretty one on the left. Are they both flying in this poster?! Seeing as James Cameron’s peculiar Titanic appeared on Netflix recently, we decided to watch it for the first time in 15 years....
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Great Restaurants of Yore: Cal’s Titanic Calzones
So long as you’re not a working class scumbag, you’ll be A okay. As we all know, Cal (Billy Zane) from James Cameron’s Titanic survived the disaster and went on to marry someone other than Kate...
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Titanic: 20th Anniversary Review
It’s Titanic. It’s the 20th anniversary of Titanic shortly – you’ve no doubt seen it, that romantic action film about star crossed lovers and some ship. Released in late 1997 (early 1998 in the UK),...
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Notes on the Real Events of the Titanic Sinking
After the recent Titan submarine episode, we’ve been paying attention to the ever-fascinating topic of the Titanic. Titanic is one of those things we’ve sporadically obsessed about over the years,...
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Agony Aunt: “Hubby keeps talking during movies!”
Watching movies as a couple, or a family, is a wonderful cultural experience. At least, it should be… but what if your OAF of a man bloke feels the need to provide a running commentary throughout the...
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